Pokemon Randomizer: randompokemon.com/ (Switch to "All Regions" and "1") Only one Pokemon per question. Tag one or more person when you're finished.
1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Oh god plz kill me now
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
I..okay.I'll make your hair pretty justlikeacertainotherSmoochum
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Dradel dradel dradellll. We'll figure out gravity for ya.
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
This made me snort and you'll see why later oh my god why</s>
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Sure, why not
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Spine poison fish. .-. Sure.
7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Not as hard headed as a certain Pokemon, but it'll do
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
Nothing like having a pine cone in your bed to make you feel comfortable
12. This Pokémon punched your mom.
Nice knowing you mom.
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and steal your shoes
Why not; they're old anyways
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Vines and all
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
It probably wants me to revive the other one
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
ALLLLLLWAYSSSSS AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU. AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY ALLLL NIGHTTTTTT